Congratulations on your wedding! (From the genetic disease program)

July 4th, 2008

Anxiety Level:

Yesterday I go down to the courthouse to let the law know my intentions towards this little lady.  Nothing much of interest except the lines are filled with the exact type of person you see at the Wallmart returns counter.  Oh, and I think two gay couples got married while I was there (Go Cal).  The truly bizarre thing however, is the booklet shown above that was included in our paperwork.  Since this whole adventure started, I’ve received pamphlets on all sorts of things that I will probably never deal with, but it really throws me that ‘THE MAN’ would be giving out info on planned parenting & Gonorrhea.  Not that I’m not thankful, but I think the book may be a tad out of date.  Just look at the pictures inside.

Dude looks guilty to me

It's the lady from all the nail salon windows!

Your baby may not have legs, signed America

There is no guarantee that Laurence Fishburne will be your doctor.

Do not take your baby on rollercoasters

It’s seriously like those little religious booklets you find on bus stops.  The one with the pictures of everyone going to hell and the bad influence kid all posing with a skateboard, kneepads and a walkman.

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